

funny metaphors from studentsEvery year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last years winners:funny metaphors from students
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a
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lol if i uploaded EVERYTHING i drew thered be a lot more just from scraps alone
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"I promise to commit no act of violence, be it physical or otherwise, if things go awry" -Interpol
-smile
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Its only forever
Not long at all
Im also the urban spaceman.
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"I promise to commit no act of violence, be it physical or otherwise, if things go awry" -Interpol
-smile
-Grabs your tail and drags you down with me into the abyss as I fall-
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Its only forever
Not long at all
Im also the urban spaceman.
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Oh my god a Dead Body 8D
besides i keep thinking youre like.........gone...from DA i mean owo
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"I promise to commit no act of violence, be it physical or otherwise, if things go awry" -Interpol
-smile
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Oh my god a Dead Body 8D
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"I promise to commit no act of violence, be it physical or otherwise, if things go awry" -Interpol
-smile
Can we please fix your PC yet? This anticipation is killing me. It isnt enough t bother you daily, I need to see moar work ^_^
-Huggles-
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Its only forever
Not long at all
Im also the urban spaceman.
oh, also -->
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"I promise to commit no act of violence, be it physical or otherwise, if things go awry" -Interpol
-smile
HAH Rofl X3. Lurr dirty jokes are funny. And ish not troll, Id rather think myself as Jareth from Labyrinth, not a goblin, but the king of them ^_~ HA!
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Its only forever
Not long at all
Im also the urban spaceman.
<3
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"...I was just told to 'brun in hell'."
"What is 'brun'?"
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"I promise to commit no act of violence, be it physical or otherwise, if things go awry" -Interpol
-smile
Do you text?
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"...I was just told to 'brun in hell'."
"What is 'brun'?"
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"I promise to commit no act of violence, be it physical or otherwise, if things go awry" -Interpol
-smile
I'll note my cell number to you so we can talk via texts.
Is that cool?
:3
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"...I was just told to 'brun in hell'."
"What is 'brun'?"
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Nothings easy. Ever.
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"I promise to commit no act of violence, be it physical or otherwise, if things go awry" -Interpol
-smile
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Its only forever
Not long at all
Im also the urban spaceman.
tis lion friend! *snuggles*
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"I promise to commit no act of violence, be it physical or otherwise, if things go awry" -Interpol
-smile
-Pokes your lifeless, frozen body-
Guess you wont be responding to this until we fix your PC x3
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Its only forever
Not long at all
Im also the urban spaceman.
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"I promise to commit no act of violence, be it physical or otherwise, if things go awry" -Interpol
-smile
-Jumps back a bit, then pounces the standing feline back to the floor- X3 MAWR
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Its only forever
Not long at all
Im also the urban spaceman.
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